Interview with a Mooshroom



Interviewer: Okay, folks! Today we're interviewing a Mooshroom! Phew, it cost so much to find this mushroom biome.

Interviewer: This first question is from Brackenfern04.

Brackenfern04: How did you come by those mushrooms? What happened to you?

Mooshroom: Well, dude, it's a long story. It so happens that Three Mile Island was once a huge grassy plain with tons of cows living on it... but when the reactor blew, everything got all... mushroomy, dude. Ya get it?

Interviewer: The second question is from Honeyfern081501. He's not here at the moment, so I'll relay it for him. Do people ever laugh at you?

Mooshroom: Well, dude, ya hit a nerve there, ya know what I mean, dude? Yep, people laugh at me every day. (small tear slips from eye)

Interviewer: And, lastly, I have a question of my own. Why do you look so stupid?

(Mooshroom runs out crying)