The diary of a zombie



3/4/2011 How to begin...Yesterday my mom and dad were smashing some humans!And like always the bring some loot to me :D.Today was strange thing with paper what people vall book.I ask my grandfather,Viliam The Sick,what it's this book.He tell me that in books people having ifnormations.I am mob who love humans life,so i learn how to write and read.Thats how I start diary. Litlle about me.My name it's Damon.I was spawned in one cave.Then i was transport to my dad and mom.That how things going here.You spawn and some adult mobs take you for child.I am living in adonded mineschaft now,and it's not bad.I love going in school but my teachers are simply retarded.For everything I dont I get good grade. 3/72011 Today was really intersanting!In school they was choosing recruits to night army!And guess what?I was choosen :D!!!My traning it's starting 3/20/2011.I can't wait! When I come home in aboned mineschaft,I tell to my parrents.And they to allbody!My family was popular in wars.My brother was first zombie who destroy doors,dad first with new IQ,and dad was having rotten flesh. Cousins,neighbors and friends was coming  in my little part of minescaft.All evil mobs what I was knowing was there.Celabration was awesome,old evil party.Going out in night and smashing everything. 3/11/2011 I am just waiting for now.On news I heard that nether markets are closed.And things from nether can't go in our world :(.I am don't why but I was loving salate from nether wart To be continued... Made by turdsber/--maksimus--/ --Maksimus--